Who takes scissors to the park anyway. Find the park gardener & borrow his tree pruning chainsaw
They would just run with them anyway…
You should be carrying all the stuff u need in the diaper bag, silly !!
Just saw your work on Upworthy. Worthy work, for sure. Thanks!
(pssst! Turn her shirt inside out!)
Course then you’ll have everyone telling you that you dressed your kid wrong, but you’ll be able to hear the critique since the nuclear screaming will be over, so.
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