on March 20, 2015
Monday, January 28th @ 12:12 pm by Harrison
When I was a kid, Whenever I would overeat, my dad would say "I don't want you to look like [his sister]"
Wednesday, February 1st @ 11:04 am by GiGi
I don't have kids but my mom did tell me a story when I was 2 or so. We were on the bus and this morbidly obese lady was standing right in front of me, apparently I asked her how many babies she was having. I'm sure my mom didn't get a friendly stare back.
Sunday, June 19th @ 15:09 pm by Mea Cadwell
My son was 2 yrs old in the shopping cart seat and starting (loudly) saying he wanted his "mofo" over and over. Of course everyone stared at him (and me). He called his billfold his "mofo". Sigh.
Thursday, October 1st @ 08:55 am by Jean
I went to the store with my daughter to buy shoes. As a clerk approached to assist us, my daughter tells me "Look! The man has chicken pox!"...
The clerk was a teenager with an unfortunate case of acne.
Luckily he was just out of range to hear it, but wow did I work hard to change the conversation when he asked me what she had just said.
Wednesday, September 23rd @ 11:10 am by Lea
My little sister asked a cashier "Why she have no teeth?" The said lady then took 30 minutes to explain her lack of teeth.
Wednesday, August 5th @ 10:04 am by Jae
So fun story, my then 2 year old and I were waiting to check out at the grocery store, when she starts pointing behind me and yelling cow! Cow! Cow cow! Moo mommy moo!!
I turn around to a very angry, very large lady who is clearly about to lose it.
And then I see it. The cow. On her shirt.
I tried to explain as she stalked away, but the damage was done. I was mortified, the lady was angry, and my daughter happily said moo to everyone.
Thursday, July 30th @ 16:09 pm by Tiffany
Haha hilarious and like "fat" and stuff. OMG, I hate kids...
Tuesday, March 24th @ 13:14 pm by Responsible Parenting | Broadsheet.ie
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Saturday, March 21st @ 02:47 am by Tony McGurk
Outta the mouths of babes. I don't understand why they do it either kid.
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